Category Archives: Humor

Scary Arizona – Don’t Come Here!, Part III


I promised in Scary Arizona – Don’t Come Here!, Part II to tell of my harrowing personal encounters with some of the most tenacious, vicious wildlife in Arizona. Though I haven’t had a terrifying personal experience with either, I would be … Continue reading

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Scary Arizona – Don’t Come Here!, Part II


So. Let’s get right to it; a truly creepy reason for not coming to Arizona, carelessly strewn headless corpses, skeleton-faced Governor and drug runners (see part I) aside: …well, first, I feel it’s important to dispel the notion that Arizona’s … Continue reading

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Scary Arizona – Don’t Come Here!, Part I


Thanks to our wonderful ambassador of goodwill, Governor Jan Brewer, who looks like a Dio de los Muertos( Day of the Dead )Barbie doll, Arizona is already known to be too dangerous to even visit, much less reside in.  According to her, our … Continue reading

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It’s a Beautiful Morning


Plink! Plank! Plunk! My wife adds a small amount of dry cat food to three bowls that sit on the floor in a row; the deposits play three distinct notes in descending order. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.  The morning feast begins. In … Continue reading

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Timothy The Turtle


Yesterday morning my son came bursting into my room, threw open the closet door, and started rifling through the clothes hanging inside. This, of course, while I was still trying to sleep. “Where are all my stinkin’ dress shirts?” He asked, somewhat … Continue reading

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Rich Peddy, Professional Gambler


Note: If it seems like I’m horribly mean in my depiction of the people in this story, it’s only because over the years they’ve become, through no fault of their own, larger than life representatives of one of my life’s great tragedies. … Continue reading

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Welcome!


I want to thank everyone who has visited so far; I really appreciate the interest, and I hope you’ll continue to read. Those of you who know me are probably acutely aware that I love to hear myself talk and … Continue reading

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Well, Judas Priest, You’re Old!


Last week I went to a concert here in Tucson. The headline act was Judas Priest, one of my favorite bands from my younger days. I saw them in Tucson thirty plus years earlier, but remember little in the way … Continue reading

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